So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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