i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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