They should really pass out barf bags in church
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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