I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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