part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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