just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I had to cum in my sink.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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