So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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