it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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