Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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