so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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