trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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