You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
