Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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