Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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