well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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