glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
honey bunches of taint.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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