Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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