I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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