Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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