I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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