and you said cock pushups were impossible
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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