singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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