dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
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My Sexting was not on an AP level
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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