Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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