how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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