i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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