The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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