It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
this will be a night to untag.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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