He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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