I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I enjoy the company of your penis
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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