i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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