What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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