He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
