remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
