i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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