My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize