fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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