is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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