i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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