The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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