hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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