Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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