I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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