I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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my liver is dry heaving
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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