Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Is Oprah even human
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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