windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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