I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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