cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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