just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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