using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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