maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.