Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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