THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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