You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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